Pretty little green tree - bonzai
I trim you so you don’t grow - so high
Pretty little green tree - so fine
Oh my bonzai
Teeny weeny green leaves - bonzai
Everytime I cut you - surprise
Pretty little green tree - half price
Oh buy bonzai

I used to have a little barber shop
and when I cut, people ran out screaming
I later found out what I really got
Talent just for cutting cutting bonzai

And now I walk around the neighbourhood
I cut your bonzai even if it’s plastic
I shape it anyway you want just pay me good
Eiffel Tower, passion flower business is fantastic

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I wait and wait until the sun goes down
just like a ninja I sneak into the forest
To get my bonzai trees and bring them back to town
I shape them up and sell them to the tourists

I got the chainsaw with a turbo speed
when I cut, all the people run out screaming
I guess this is the way it’s meant to be
I see scissors, pots and leaves when I’m dreaming

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