I was running 'round the highland
On a rainy day
I took a trip and nearly flipped
There was a Loch in my way
And as I turned around
I heard a sound that blew my kilt away
As Nessie said, "Good day"

We had a blether in the heather
When I had the idea
A water park with Nessie
What a business career
I would be the boss
And Nessie, my cashier
Selling souvenirs

Loch Ness, Loch Ness
That's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness
Nessie, you and me together
Bring all the family

Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness

Last night they showed a picture on the local TV
Of a skier pulled by Nessie flying over the trees
But there's no such thing as bad publicity
Come on, it's nearly free

Loch Ness, Loch Ness
That's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness
Nessie, you and me together
Bring all the family

Loch Ness, Loch Ness, you can water ski
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness
Nessie, you and me together
Not far from Dundee

Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness

Loch Ness, Loch Ness
That's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness
Nessie, you and me together
Come on, it's nearly free
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness, you can water ski
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness
Nessie, you and me together